You sir are a good business man

who has yet to learn to live as one.

You are the master con

of yourself and those around you.

The Jack of no trade.

You are fodder for termites

chewing on your soul.

Your self-reflecting cyclic mumbo jumbo,

you're a circus, you're a freakish sideshow.

You amuse us all with your paranoia.

In summary, I have been well-entertained.