A coffeepot broke.
Calvin tipped it over.
The blender shattered.
Calvin tipped it over.

He's a playful ghost,
peeking around the corner.
We've seen him in the basement
a new bartender, should we warn her?

Casper of Orihula
Calvin's a ghost of a boy
His parents were once here,
now it's his very own toy.

He's mourning the death of his parents
So here he'll stay.
A few "accidents" happen.
We never minded any way.

Now don't be afraid of the ghost.
Calvin's a friend of yours and mine.
He's loving, gentle and fun.
Just a little tipsy from all that wine.

     --Tim LaFave Jr.
       8-22-94